{"id":263,"date":"2004-03-04T21:57:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-04T21:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sbw.webfactional.com\/blog\/?p=263"},"modified":"2004-03-04T21:57:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-04T21:57:00","slug":"263","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/263\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I&#8217;m so wrapped up in dooce.com that anything I had to say before checking out the pictures of the month-old frog baby is suddenly long gone from consciousness.  I want to do a lot of things in my life- in fact, the Peace Corps suddenly decided to knock on my door again- but one of them is have children.<\/p>\n<p>Now I consider myself to be a rather evolved woman- just tonight I smacked my friend Jon when he said that one needed estrogen in her system to enjoy &#8220;Girl With a Pearl Earring&#8221;.  I had to point out that I was the one who declared the movie a &#8220;yawn fest&#8221; even before the rollups began.  I am no clothes horse, no shoe hound, and I&#8217;ve only read the first &#8220;Flowers in the Attic&#8221; book and I was like 13 at the time.  I am single because I (gasp!) want to be and I am cavalier where many women are precious.  But I see a mom playing with her little boy at Jamba Juice, or a mom-to-be with a swollen tummy and dewy skin, or a mom in a hospital with five children constantly checking up on her and I know that one of the things I want to do in my life is have kids.  I&#8217;m not saying tomorrow or anything, just eventually.  I want to have babies and I want them to turn into children and then into adults.  I don&#8217;t really care if it&#8217;s instinctual or social or anything else over which I have no control.  I just want it to happen.  Someday.  Clearly not soon, but soon-ish.  Soon on a glacial scale.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, it&#8217;s bedtime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I&#8217;m so wrapped up in dooce.com that anything I had to say before checking out the pictures of the month-old frog baby is suddenly long gone from consciousness. I want to do a lot of things in my life- in fact, the Peace Corps suddenly decided to knock on my door again- but one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}