{"id":301,"date":"2003-12-17T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-17T21:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sbw.webfactional.com\/blog\/?p=301"},"modified":"2003-12-17T21:34:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-17T21:34:00","slug":"301","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/301\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Politics, Republicans, Wars, all of it be damned.  Ultimately, when Return of the King exists, the rest of it is just distraction.<\/p>\n<p>I will include no spoilers, here, so fear not.  But I&#8217;m actually going to have to see it a few more times before I can answer the question: &#8220;What do you think about the movie?&#8221;  It&#8217;s like trying to qualify the Beatles, or Monet, or a Mouton Rothschild cabernet.  You can break it down, you can analyze, but the greatness is simply in the experience.<\/p>\n<p>As much as I&#8217;ve been looking forward to this night, I&#8217;m also mourning that it is already over.  What now do I have to look forward to?  What the hell am I going to do next December?  I have to be satisfied with Christmas!?!?  Ah, me.  I will have to resort to returning to my own inner fantasy life.  Rich as it is, I could not have created Aragorn.  Tonight, Jordana leaned over to me and said, &#8220;You know he&#8217;s like 45&#8221; to which I replied, with a sigh, &#8220;Perfect&#8221;.  Viggo Mortensen, I understand that your former wife was Exene.  I realize that I am no famous rock star, nor a known actor.  But I have a lot to offer.  We have much in common.  I, too, like horses.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Peter Jackson, I appeal to you to follow through with your yearn to make &#8220;The Hobbit&#8221;.  I know that there are no female hobbit heroes, but given some digital lengthening effects I could quite easily be an elf.  I already have the hair.<\/p>\n<p>Yours truly,<\/p>\n<p>The future Mrs. Mortensen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Politics, Republicans, Wars, all of it be damned. Ultimately, when Return of the King exists, the rest of it is just distraction. I will include no spoilers, here, so fear not. But I&#8217;m actually going to have to see it a few more times before I can answer the question: &#8220;What do you think about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}