{"id":337,"date":"2003-10-05T21:10:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-05T21:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sbw.webfactional.com\/blog\/?p=337"},"modified":"2003-10-05T21:10:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-05T21:10:00","slug":"337","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/337\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would also like to add that I just heard my downstairs neighbors having sex.  What a curious sound.  Two things of note: the TV was on, and from the sound of it, turned to a news channel, and secondly, unless they only got noisy at the end, the whole episode lasted less than two minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Like I&#8217;ve said before, I&#8217;m awfully glad not to be with the wrong person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would also like to add that I just heard my downstairs neighbors having sex. What a curious sound. Two things of note: the TV was on, and from the sound of it, turned to a news channel, and secondly, unless they only got noisy at the end, the whole episode lasted less than two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}