{"id":359,"date":"2003-08-19T22:11:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-19T22:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sbw.webfactional.com\/blog\/?p=359"},"modified":"2003-08-19T22:11:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-19T22:11:00","slug":"359","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/359\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stopped by my doctor&#8217;s office today in hopes of rescheduling my colposcopy, and it turns out that my doctor is going on vacation.  And even if she wasn&#8217;t going on vacation, her next appointment is September 26th.  Yeesh!  What&#8217;s a girl gotta do to find out if she&#8217;s got baby cancer cells on her cervix!  So I called my former doctor&#8217;s office, and it turns out that my gyn there is on maternity leave!  What, is it not all about my cervix?  So I&#8217;m seeing some stranger tomorrow for yet another lovely pelvic exam, starting from the beginning because our health care system sucks and I have to get completely re-tested before even getting a colposcopy.  My current gyn, who I briefly got on the phone, said I should just do it over because &#8220;maybe this time it will come out normal and you won&#8217;t have to get a colposcopy&#8221;.  What?  What exactly do you mean?  This thing I&#8217;ve been sweating over could be a computer glitch or something?<\/p>\n<p>Doubtful.  But I&#8217;m getting ANOTHER (my third in a month) pelvic exam by yet another (my third) doctor in the morning.  Exactly how I want to spend my day off.  But I hope to be under the stars tomorrow night listening to Aimee Mann and Ben Folds in Central Park, so really, I can&#8217;t complain.<\/p>\n<p>Je suis tres decouragee a mon travail.  Je ne suis pas content.  En outre, j&#8217;attends toujours un appel t\u00e9l\u00e9phonique ou un email d&#8217;une certaine personne.  Quel dommage.  Je vais assez bien, mais je m&#8217;ennuie toujours de lui.<\/p>\n<p>Translation:  I don&#8217;t like my job.  Where&#8217;s my man?<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stopped by my doctor&#8217;s office today in hopes of rescheduling my colposcopy, and it turns out that my doctor is going on vacation. And even if she wasn&#8217;t going on vacation, her next appointment is September 26th. Yeesh! What&#8217;s a girl gotta do to find out if she&#8217;s got baby cancer cells on her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}