{"id":423,"date":"2003-04-01T06:56:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-01T06:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sbw.webfactional.com\/blog\/?p=423"},"modified":"2003-04-01T06:56:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-01T06:56:00","slug":"423","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/423\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s April Fools day.  I HATE April Fools Day, as I tend to believe anything anyone tells me.<\/p>\n<p>I slept nine full hours last night.  Strangely, I haven&#8217;t had any trouble sleeping all week.  Nine hours, without waking up?  It&#8217;s a miracle.  I dreamt about riding, about flying around the city on my bikes, and at one point, I couldn&#8217;t get out of the toe clips on my hybrid, but somehow, I wasn&#8217;t scared.  Then my cat Fezzik, in the waking world, started washing my face, which is what finally woke me up.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m off to the doctor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s April Fools day. I HATE April Fools Day, as I tend to believe anything anyone tells me. I slept nine full hours last night. Strangely, I haven&#8217;t had any trouble sleeping all week. Nine hours, without waking up? It&#8217;s a miracle. I dreamt about riding, about flying around the city on my bikes, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}