{"id":96,"date":"2006-06-16T09:41:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-16T09:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sbw.webfactional.com\/blog\/?p=96"},"modified":"2006-06-16T09:41:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T09:41:00","slug":"chee-rist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/chee-rist\/","title":{"rendered":"chee-rist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is there a polite way to tell my new neighbor&#8217;s son, who doesn&#8217;t live here but is here miraculously every time I&#8217;m outside reading a book or watering my plants and he drools his forking cigarette smoke all over me, that not only is he playing his music too loud, but that it *sucks*?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there a polite way to tell my new neighbor&#8217;s son, who doesn&#8217;t live here but is here miraculously every time I&#8217;m outside reading a book or watering my plants and he drools his forking cigarette smoke all over me, that not only is he playing his music too loud, but that it *sucks*?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mlwms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}