Umm, so…


Yeah, it’s sort of ridiculous to not have written in a week and a half, but sometimes it is simply impossible. Highlights of my week:

1. Yesterday, my underwear was on inside out all day

2. Today, when I had two hours to do six hour’s worth of work, my printer stopped working. In those two hours I experienced anger, hatred, hysteria, defeat, and exhaustion. The work is still not done.

3. My dates were utterly boring and not worth writing about.

4. I saw ten anti-Bush bumper stickers on Monday without even trying to look for them.

5. I booked a ticket to go to New York where I will get the chance to see some of my favorite people in the universe, and will get to wake up at the farmhouse.

6. Three nights I’ve been at work past six, and two nights past eight. P.M., that is.

7. My legs have stopped screaming from my morning runs. Now they just complain loudly.

8. My excema is raging across the plains of my body. It’s disgusting, and worse, it itches to holy fucking hell.

That’s all I have to report. I could write about the family who has been asked to leave their house because they’ve been hosting “MoveOn.org” parties, or the 30-year-old murder mystery in downtown Napa, California, but instead, I’m going to go to sleep. I’ll get to those stories eventually.