In Brief

Posted August 30th, 2004 by Michelle

My brother Sean is a great actor. It’s an empirical fact. It is a simple, undeniable truth. The Phates stood around his crib and plagued him with horrible teenage acne and a penchant for Taco Bell, but at some point their wands crossed a la Ghostbusters and created a unique storyteller, gifted, perfect.

Any two-bit reviewer from an online rag who says otherwise is clearly… delusional.

You’ll notice I chose to be kind. And not use any F-words.

F_cking idiot.